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The Funniest Bible Study I’ve Ever Written For $5

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I recently joined a service called Fiverr.com. It’s a place where you can make your services available for a fiverr or five buck per “gig”.

One of the “gigs” I offer is “I will write a Bible Study for you” for $5. I got a hit from a youth worker who, I think, got into a bot of a spot with his kids.

He challenged his kids, “I will teach on any verse of scripture you give me” Well, his student must have done a google search for “most awkward Scriptures to teach on” or ” Lewd Bible verses” because this is what they came up with

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Wow! When that verse popped up, I just pooped my pants with laughter. I thought to myself, “How did this guy get himself into this?” he even said, “I wouldn’t blame you if you turned down this gig.”

Well, did not turn down the gig. The Bible Study is not funny because it’s about God dealing with a rebellious people, but the circumstances for this study are hilarious.

Oh, you want to see how I bailed him out? Here is the lesson:  A Tale of Two Sisters Ezekiel 23. I hope and pray you never need it.

Have you ever gotten your self into one of these situations? How did you get out if it?

Are you in a fix now? I might be able to help. Check out my gigs.

 

 

 

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